It looks as though the NFL offseason is in full swing. We've already gotten reports about Tony Romo not necessarily saying he want's T.O. back in big D.
There's reports that Michael Vick and T.O. might team up to form some sort of super-jackass-duo for a super-jackass team owner in Al Davis and don the black and silver for what would be, in my opinion, the funniest thing ever put on a field. Imagine the huddle: "Vick, you my quarterback but you ain't throwin' T.O. the ball!" "T.O. you know you my dog." And every connection that Vick makes, every first down he manages to pick up....you know what the P.A. system is going to be playing right?
We've got news flowing in that Brett Favre is retiring, AGAIN. Whoopty-doo. I'll believe it when I see it, and I'm sure most of you will too. I mean, really. Who's buying this guy's statements anymore? Maybe he'll end up in Canada or something, become an Argonaut or whatever they hell they call themselves. Knowing Candian Football, they'll rename the team to the Niagra Favres or something.
And there's even rumors that Al Davis is, in fact, NOT just an embalmed pygmie in a track suit, that he's actually a living, breathing human being. I don't know about this one folks.
So, as the offseason machine starts to churn, we would like to send our condolences to the family and friends of Mel Kaufman, linebacker for all three Redskins championship teams, who passed away this week at the way too young age of 50.
We'll keep you posted on the happenings that we feel are worth mentioning. In the meantime, hang loose.
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